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Episode
- Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
- Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
- Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding Churro
- Episode 6: The Squat and The Hover
- Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- Episode 8: Thank You For The Intercourse
- Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots
- Episode 10: Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- Episode 11: A Lovely Landing Strip
- Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
- Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Episode 17: Not In My Mouth
- Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis
- Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech
- Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
- Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says Yes
- Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
- Episode 23: The Straw In My Donut Hole
- Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Two and a Half Men Sæson 9 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Harper brødrene Charlie og Alan er næsten modsætninger, de har meget lidt til fælles, bortset fra deres antipati for deres dominerende mor, Evelyn. Alan er smidt ud af sin manipulerende kone, Judith. Charlie er en freelance jingle komponist og uimodståelig cassanova, der bor i sit luksuriøse beach-house. Charlie giver midlertidigt Alan og hans søn Jake et sted at bo efter skilsmissen. Deres modstridende livsstile giver dem masse af problemer og diskutioner.
